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The World Cup Is Over. America Can Return to Real Football.
The World Cup is over, which means America can finally stop performing polite interest in a sport that asks for 90 full minutes and occasionally delivers a score of 0-0. That is not a result. That is an unanswered email. Soccer fans will say the tension is the point. I understand that. But in America, we prefer our tension with points on the board, wings on the table, and at least one person yelling at the television like the quarterback can hear him through the screen. Now w
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Jul 202 min read


When the Ancestors Tell You to Stop: A Guide to Black Family Cooking Without a Recipe - Mary Boyce
Somebody always says they’re going to make grandma’s recipe like it’s simple. It is not simple. Nobody wrote it down. There’s no recipe card, no measurements, and definitely no clear answer when you ask how much seasoning goes in. how black family cooking really works Grandma used to say, “just look at it.” Mom says, “add a little.” Auntie says, “you’ll know.” Now everybody’s on the phone acting helpful while giving you absolutely nothing. That’s the whole tradition. You stan
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Jul 141 min read


Why Texas Is So Hot Right Now (And 5 Terrible Ideas to Survive the Heat Wave)
TEXAS IS NOT JUST HOT. IT IS A PERSONAL INSULT! WE ARE CURRENTLY LIVING ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN! OPENING YOUR FRONT DOOR FEELS LIKE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A VOLCANO! WALK OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW! DO IT! YOUR EYEBROWS WILL DISAPPEAR IN THREE SECONDS! YOUR SHADOW IS CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR SHADE! THIS ISN'T A WEATHER PATTERN! IT IS A FULL-SCALE ASSAULT BY THE ATMOSPHERE! WELCOME TO THE LATEST EDITION OF THE JOKE OF THE WEEK! I’M MARY BOYCE AND I AM OFFICIALLY COOKED! TEXAS VS
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Jun 222 min read


Old School vs. The Self-Checkout: When 1945 Meets 2026 Technology
STOP EVERYTHING! THE GROCERY STORE HAS BECOME A BATTLEFIELD! 🛒💥 In 1945, you walked into the corner store and a man named Herbert in a starched apron knew your blood type! He bagged your peaches in double-layered paper and called you "Ma'am"! Fast forward to 2026 and we are all working for free as unpaid interns for a machine that HATES US! THE BAGGING AREA IS LAVA! "PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!" 📢 I DID, YOU DIGITAL DEMON! Imagine a 1940s housewife trying to sca
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May 301 min read


"Do You Remember? I Don't ..... " - Mary Boyce
Y'all, I’m at that age where my brain is a steel trap for 1985 trivia but a sieve for why I just walked into the kitchen! I can tell you my 3rd-grade teacher’s middle name (it’s Louise, obviously) but as soon as I cross that kitchen threshold? I’m an explorer in an unknown land. Am I here for a snack? Did I leave the stove on? Or did I just come in here to stare at the fridge and hope for a revelation? I know I can't be the only one ..... well good luck to the rest of us! Mak
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May 201 min read


Office Survival with Mary Boyce Comedy - You Ready?
If you haven’t been in a three-way standoff with a stapler and a 'System Error' message, have you even worked corporate? I’m at the copier, Tray 2 is jammed, and Whiney Walter is behind me complaining the 20lb paper 'feels too aggressive.' Then Annoying Amber slides through to explain: for the tenth time: how to align the staples. Amber, I’m trying to keep the machine from exploding, not auditioning for Office Depot! Suddenly, the White-Out bottle leaks everywhere. I’m stand
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May 131 min read


The Weekend: You Are Unplugged - Mary Boyce
The car door shuts and the silence is holy. No Slack notifications. No Doug. No Karen. No Gerald and his missing protein shaker. No tuna. No mysterious third-floor aroma. No "FINAL_FINAL_v7." No reply-all disasters. No 47-slide decks about synergy. Just you. Your couch. Your sweatpants. And a streaming service that will never once ask you to "circle back." For the next 48 hours, you are unplugged from the Matrix. You are free. You will eat food that nobody microwaved in a com
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May 81 min read


May is Mental Health Awareness Month… but let's talk about it real quick ... - Mary Boyce
Y'all out here Googling symptoms like: "Why can't I remember what I walked into this room for?" That's not anxiety, baby. That's being 45. "I don't want to go anywhere or see anybody." That's not depression. That's a Saturday. And you've EARNED it. 🛋️ "I keep losing my train of thought mid-sentence and—" ...Wait, what was I saying? See?! It's already happening. 🚂💨 "I have sudden mood swings." No, you don't. Somebody just chewed too loud near you. That's REASONABLE. "I talk
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May 41 min read


The Super-Funny Queen of Silly: Maya Rudolph! By Mary Boyce
Have you ever seen someone make a face so goofy that you actually fell off your chair laughing? That is Maya Rudolph . She is basically a professional "silly person," but she is so good at it that she became one of the biggest stars on Saturday Night Live (SNL). She Can Be Anyone! Maya is like a human chameleon. She doesn’t just tell jokes; she transforms! One minute she is pretending to be a fancy fashion designer, and the next she is making a hilarious, wrinkly face as a g
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Mar 292 min read


Wanda Said What She Said: How Wanda Sykes Made Comedy Bow Down - Mary Boyce
Wanda Sykes did not ask comedy for permission. She walked in, grabbed the mic, looked the room dead in the eye, and basically said, “Move over, I’m here now.” That is part of what makes her so powerful for International Women’s Month. Wanda is not just funny — she is fearless. She built a career by being sharp, honest, bold, and completely herself in a business that has not always made room for Black women to be loud, brilliant, opinionated, and unforgettable. She first broke
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Mar 262 min read


From Fake Nuns to Real EGOTs: How Whoopi Goldberg Blew the Doors Off Comedy - Mary Boyce
Today, we know Whoopi Goldberg as the sharp, seasoned voice on The View , an Oscar-winning actress, and one of the funniest women to ever touch a stage or screen. But before all the awards, fame, and household-name status, Whoopi was doing something far more dangerous: being fully herself in a world that didn’t know what to do with her. And honestly? That’s exactly why she won. Whoopi didn’t enter comedy trying to fit in. She kicked the door open, walked past the rules, and b
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Mar 242 min read


Nanette Lee: A Woman Who Turned Joy Into a Calling - Mary Boyce
Nanette Lee: A Woman Who Turned Joy Into a Calling International Women’s Month is the perfect time to celebrate women who did not just enter a room but changed the temperature in it. Nanette Lee is one of those women. From a comedian’s perspective, that matters more than people realize. Making people laugh is not “just being funny.” It is timing, courage, resilience, and the ability to carry light into places that desperately need it. Nanette Lee built a career around exactly
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Mar 122 min read


Unfiltered, Unapologetic, and Unforgettable: The Power of Jedda Jones - Mary Boyce
In the demanding arena of comedy and entertainment, few possess the raw magnetic power required to dominate a room, a radio wave, or a television screen simultaneously. Jedda Jones, perhaps globally recognized as her ionic alter-ego, "Ms. Dupree," is one of those rare talents. She is not merely an entertainer; she is a masterclass in authenticity, resilience, and the relentless pursuit of artistic purpose. To witness Jedda Jones perform is to understand what happens when dedi
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Mar 92 min read


Kym Whitley: A Women’s History Month Spotlight on Black Excellence - By Mary Boyce
Women’s History Month is about honoring women whose talent, strength, and presence leave a mark on the world, and Kym Whitley is one of those women. Originally from the Cleveland area, Kym built her career through real grit, real talent, and a gift for making people laugh. Her early path included performing in Shelley Garrett’s Beauty Shop , and her television career later opened the door to appearances in shows like Moesha , Married... with Children , and The Wayans Bros.
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Mar 62 min read


Dominique: The Queen of Comedy Who Feels Like Family- By Mary Boyce
Some comedians chase laughs. Dominique just starts talking—and the laughter shows up on its own. Known to many from her appearances on The Tom Joyner Morning Show , Dominique built a following not by trying to be flashy, but by being unmistakably real. Her humor feels like a conversation you didn’t know you needed: honest, relatable, and delivered with the kind of timing that makes you laugh before you even realize the joke has landed. Her style fits right into the tradition
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Mar 31 min read


Myra J: Proof That Timing Isn’t Just Everything… It’s the Whole Thing - By Mary Boyce
Some people walk into your life as coworkers. A rare few stay long enough to become creative partners. The rarest? They become family. That’s Myra J. Myra J is widely known as a writer and comedian associated with The Tom Joyner Morning Show , where her sharp wit and cultural insight helped shape one of the most influential nationally syndicated radio programs in Black media. Tom Joyner’s show reached millions of listeners daily and became a cornerstone of urban radio for ove
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Mar 21 min read


The Original Queen of Comedy Who Roasted America Before Roasting Was a Thing - By Mary Boyce
One of the earliest and most influential Black female comedians in American history was Jackie Moms Mabley . Born Loretta Mary Aiken in 1894 in North Carolina, she rose to prominence during the vaudeville era and became a major star on the Chitlin’ Circuit, the network of venues where Black performers could work during segregation. What made Moms Mabley historically significant was not just that she was funny—it was how she was funny. She created a signature stage persona as
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Feb 252 min read


The Power of Being Seen: Why Jesse Jackson’s Life Still Matters - Mary Boyce
I have always hoped that the life and accomplishments of Jesse Jackson would be honored and celebrated, never overshadowed by the simple fact that he was human. Like all of us, he carried imperfections. But what he also carried was purpose — and that purpose changed lives, including mine. When I was a child, our church took a group of young people to the Los Angeles Coliseum to hear him speak. To this day, I can still feel the energy of that moment. It felt like there were a
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Feb 192 min read


“We’re Not Here for Football: A Super Bowl Survival Guide for Halftime, Snacks, and Absolute Chaos” - By Mary Boyce
Alright, let’s stop pretending. A solid percentage of America is watching the Super Bowl the same way we watch award shows: for the performance, not the competition . The game is just background noise until halftime hits and suddenly everyone who “doesn’t even like football” is aggressively quiet, shushing the room like it’s a Broadway opening. Somewhere, a man who hasn’t watched a single down all season is yelling, “TURN IT UP,” with the confidence of a lifelong fan. Halftim
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Feb 82 min read


"From Best Friend to Board Chairman: A Guide to A Dog’s Hostile Takeover" - Mary Boyce
Look, I love dogs, but we have officially let these animals run the household. I went over to a friend’s house last week and found her Golden Retriever, Buster, sitting right at the dinner table in an actual highchair. I asked her, "Why is the dog at the table like he’s about to lead us in prayer?" She looked at me completely serious and said, "Buster gets lonely on the floor; it hurts his feelings." I kid you not, she started cutting up a prime rib steak into tiny squares an
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Feb 42 min read
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